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<title>Tribute to Billy Mays</title>
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Heres to you Billy Mays. May you forever pitch ideas in Heaven.]]>
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<pubDate>2009-07-04 03:30:39</pubDate>
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<title>The Best Omelet Ever</title>
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Here is how I make my omelet, which is simple enough for novice chefs and delicious beyond belief.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-12-04 04:36:02</pubDate>
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<title>All That I Hate About Modern-day Media</title>
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All those pesky things about all these new movies and books that kids just gobble up no matter how bad they are. Companies like Disney are just trying to make movies like High School Musical worse and worse so that they can laugh when our society's children still all go to see them.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-22 10:21:41</pubDate>
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<title>Ugdar, Many Bodies</title>
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A fantastic tale about a monster who kills in his own name.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-19 04:03:28</pubDate>
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<title>I Wish I Had a Hooker: the Origin and Explanation of Sex for Money</title>
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Prostitution is the oldest known profession. One that is successful because of one of the basic human drives. The sex drive.

This article explains the origin of the word "hooker", the annual earnings of a pimp, the mindset of a prostitute, and the mindset of her costumer.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-19 00:32:23</pubDate>
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<title>The USA Fought Mexico and Won</title>
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A concise summary and analysis of the mysterious Mexican War of 1846, designed for students doing school projects or essays who require information on the war. Dates, numbers, names, details, and a general unbiased view of the war are provided within.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-18 06:01:35</pubDate>
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<title>The Bird is Faster Than the Bullet</title>
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A ballad telling of the love of two unlikely birds of prey.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-18 01:57:12</pubDate>
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<title>Edgar Allen Poe: The Man Who Defined Horror Through His Writing</title>
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This is a concise time line and summary of the harsh life and death of the illustrious Edgar Allen Poe. A writer who's writings have influenced and inspired so many around the world.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-10 08:15:46</pubDate>
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<title>The Brotherhood of Gildenstone</title>
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An intriguing fantasy tale of a faraway town in which a child is kidnapped, and the quest to retrieve her. A bloody war takes place with goblins, gnomes, and many others. They fight with bows and arrows, magic spells, and crude medieval weapons.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-10 06:27:47</pubDate>
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<title>The Pendulum</title>
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Describing time's toll on life.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-10 06:22:00</pubDate>
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