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<title>Date the Unemployed, They're Lonely</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Work/Date-the-Unemployed-Theyre-Lonely.377461</link>
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If I had a job, I wouldn't be so lonely. So how about a date, at least?]]>
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<pubDate>2008-12-03 06:33:58</pubDate>
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<title>Be Careful Who You Hire to Paint Your Home</title>
<link>http://www.gomestic.com/Home-Improvement/Be-Careful-Who-You-Hire-to-Paint-Your-Home.368421</link>
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What would you do if these jokers showed up?]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-29 03:24:58</pubDate>
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<title>New Cars: Saved by Zero?</title>
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Jump-start the Economy: Give Cars to the Unemployed.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-27 02:47:18</pubDate>
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<title>I'll See You on Black Friday!</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Ill-See-You-on-Black-Friday.361975</link>
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Black Friday shopping takes courage and some sensibility.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-24 09:45:22</pubDate>
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<title>Twist Ties...how Did We Get So Many?!</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/Twist-Tieshow-Did-We-Get-So-Many.361515</link>
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Uses for those extra Twist Ties.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-24 05:46:06</pubDate>
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<title>Nude Exercise: Not for the Faint of Heart</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/Nude-Exercise-Not-for-the-Faint-of-Heart.360037</link>
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Nudity shows you where you're at!]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-23 08:52:16</pubDate>
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<title>Date the Unemployed, They're People Too</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/Date-the-Unemployed-Theyre-People-Too.355547</link>
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Unemployed but really nice people need love too.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-21 08:41:11</pubDate>
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<title>Advertising: You Almost Got Me!</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/Advertising-You-Almost-Got-Me.352799</link>
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What if old mops really could talk?! Convince me baby.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-20 04:27:19</pubDate>
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<title>Put the Unemployed on Tv!</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/Put-the-Unemployed-on-Tv.349743</link>
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A show about the unemployed, Reality Check is in the Mail.]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-19 00:32:53</pubDate>
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<title>Fun with Cranberry Sauce</title>
<link>http://notecook.com/side-dishes/sauces-and-gravy/fun-with-cranberry-sauce/</link>
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Cranberry Sauce, it's not just for Thanksgiving anymore!]]>
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<pubDate>2008-11-17 03:16:42</pubDate>
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